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Bring a large pot of water to a rolling boil, add a generous pinch of salt, and cook your linguini until just al dente. Remember to save a cup of that starchy pasta water before draining!
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While your pasta is cooking, toss the avocados, egg yolks, kale, garlic, olive oil, lemon juice, salt, paprika, and cayenne into your blender or food processor. Blend everything until you get a silky smooth sauce.
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Here's the trick: with your blender running on low, slowly stream in that hot pasta water you saved. This gently cooks the egg yolks while creating a perfectly creamy consistency.
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Pour your gorgeous green avocado sauce over the hot linguini and toss until every strand is coated in that creamy goodness.
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Sprinkle in your crispy bacon crumbles and freshly shredded Parmesan. Give everything one last toss and serve immediately while it's hot and at its creamiest.